The power to do something while you can play games.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The capability to draw penises very well

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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the power to read when you're not looking at any word or symbol

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The ability to lose 0.000000000001 percent more skin per year.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to enhance your enemy's strength

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teleport to the place where you stand

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!