- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shrink your hand only when its inside a pringles container.

The power to smell whore

The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

The power to break a Nokia

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The ability to have superman's powers and weaknesses, but have an 100% chance to have a suit made of indestructible kryptonite.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

The power to die,but only if your alive!

The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

The ability to die, when you say: "death powers activate!" . You can only do it once though.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to shoot glue from your penis

The power to get arrested

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

Pointless Super Powers