The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to see through windows

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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The power to run Crysis.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to read your own mind

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to be immortal until the moment that you would die.

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The ability to know any language but only after learning it.

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The power to die at will

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to be an idiot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!