The power to teleport yourself one step away

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to die when you get old

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

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The power to gain an erection at will but only in front of your mother

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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the power to read this sentence

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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the ability to be a super genius but can't speak or write

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The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to transform into anyone, but only in caricature form.

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the power to change people socks on command

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!