- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to throw fireballs only under water

the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

The power to shrink boobs. -Big C

The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

The power to see the past.

The power to have a V8

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

The ability to play UNO without a tongue

The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

The power to talk in Wingdings.

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The power to see oxygen.

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

Pointless Super Powers