The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The ability to teleport 1 Planck length in any direction you want

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to unscramble an egg, but only after you've eaten it.

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The power to change $100 to 100 $1

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to transform any food into shit simply by eating it.

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

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The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!