The ability to turn into a slightly damp sponge

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to be normal and average

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The ability to count to potato

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power to not respond to gravity (only when you're in space).

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!