The Power to Read really Small Words

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the power to get sick

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You know what they say! The power to make all toasters... Toast Toast!

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The power to shape-shift only into a human

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the power to melt your bones

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The ability to know who is calling without looking at caller ID

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to .... Make pointless superpowers! :D

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The power of christ ;)

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!