The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

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The power to have super hearing but only works when you are dead.

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to talk without a tongue

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the power to slitely change how you look by smiling

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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boo

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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the power to kill your self when you are not under any stress

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!