the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The power to change into an Arab at will. Moral: Will not work inside arab-countries.

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The power to journey into the future of the past.

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The ability to telekinetically form crop circles in your own pubic hair.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.

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The ability to gain more intelligence every second, while whacking your head on a pole, knocking out your brain cells.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to find any film directed by Uwe Boll entertaining.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.

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The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!