- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to give the wrong directions

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

The power to read this.

The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The power to control disabled people with your mind.

The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

the power to have an organsim when your a boy

The power to menstruate from your eyes.

The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

the power to be Justin bieber

The power to not see anything

The power to control time by pressing your right elbow under your right armpit

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

The power to change your eye color.

The power to pee while standing up

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

Pointless Super Powers