- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

The power to imagine boobs whenever you want at any time

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to not have a brain!

The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power of 12% levetation

The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

Pointless Super Powers