The power to never come into existence

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to be any animal you want, but only if you are that specific animal that you want to be.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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the power to disinfect wigs.

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Be dumb and gay like austin Calhoun

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to make pencils dull.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!