- Pointless Super Powers

The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

The power to smell feces from a mile away.

The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

To be able to generate cancer at will

The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

The power to smell water.

The ability to eat the red ones last

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

The power to make it impossible to have powers

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

To be immortal, but injuries do not heal and the pain is 100 times more intense

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

The power to run like Nicolas Cage.

The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to know what someone thought, after they told you.

The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!