the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The amazing ability to shoot any liquid substance out of your eyes, with a requirement being you must douse your eyes with the substance beforehand.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The ability to keep a song stuck in your head overnight

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The power to have any video game that you want along with its system but if you ever die just once you can never play that game again even if you get a new one.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to have an ability.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to be an amazing playing instruments, but die if you touch any instruments.

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The power of total invulnerability and immortality, stops working when you get hurt, or die.

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The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!