The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to be missed when present.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to like any show

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to walk on water, but only if its temperature is below 0° C

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to think of powers someone else has already come up with

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!