The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to make whatever it is you see and/or think about into cotton candy.

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the power to stand straight but only when you bend over

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to become black!

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!