the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The ability to generate bellybutton lint at will.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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power to fart through your mouth

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to take a s*** on people

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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Doing a handstand with your feet

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power of learning

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!