The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

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the power to send text messages while driving

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to run at the average speed of a normal person running.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to fuck any person of the opposite sex, but you're incredibly gay.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!