The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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The power to defeat any ant you may encounter.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to know when someone queefed

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to mess up a Rubix Cube with your mind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!