The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!