The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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Where to start? Ah yes...THE POWER TO NOT FREAKING DO ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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The power to eat food.

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The ability to breathe and swallow at the same time.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to be constantly reminded of the game

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the power to eat bread

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!