- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

The power to never be old but died at young age

The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

The power to instantaneously switch hats.

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

The ability to perfectly walk backwards but only when you are sat down.

The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

the power to fly while under water

The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

The power to not be color blind.

The ability to see through insects.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

The power to smell like body odor at will

Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

Pointless Super Powers