The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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the power to destroy the planet you are standing on

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The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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he power to make mistakes

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to stop moral man from writing morals under every comment... Moral: The damn CIA cant go trough my battlestation, because I use this computer via proxy and can change my IP at will, so you literally would have to blow up the anti-bomb shelters in Micronesia and thus kill a key element of the pirate bay... And who would want that... buy your own music and movies? Download your own games? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to count from A to purple

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The ability to change your weight

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!