the power to kill plants in a desert.

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The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to swim in water.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!