The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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To be able to summon old people

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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The power to start time.

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!