The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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the power of being yourself

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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The power to think up the best lines but forget them when you try to speak

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to be a GOD with your imagination

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to eat soap.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The ability to fart and pee twice in one go.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!