Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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the power to complete math exercises

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!