The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power drown in water

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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The power to divide by zero

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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Liam Brudenell

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to die when you are happy

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to live.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!