The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to turn water into ice but only in sub zero temperatures

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The power to have hindsight.

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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the power to beathe

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to throw-up purple cheese curds on command, but you are also allergic to purple cheese curds?

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to have a power

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!