The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to be able to never have a power.

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to become a forensic paranoiac raving lunatic at will... HEY! YOU! Why are you gonna give my comment a thumbs down eh? AND WHY A THUMBS UP? Are you gonna hack my account and kill my family? OH YEAH! OH YEAH? I AM GONNA KILL THEM MYSELF JUST TO TAKE IT AWAY FROM YOU! BAHAHAHAHA!

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to turn into birdseed

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The power to pee poop

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!