The power to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules.

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to walk on lava but you are not resistant to it

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to see through glass

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to bleed on command

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to make high definition photo a hammer (with a red comfortable heated handle with LED flashing lights) appear out of thin air. (Oh, and on a 8"x11" piece of paper of course).

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to let someone control your dick

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to freeze ice

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32% Levitation.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!