the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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the power to sit

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to speak only one language

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The power to see through air

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the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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the power to not finish your

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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The power to read 20 pages of pointless superpowers, but only during science class

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!