The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!