the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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A good Kisser

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to watch tv

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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the power to be invisible when sleep.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!