The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to create powers

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The ability to levitate birds

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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having the same super powers as batman!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!