The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the power to in power your self

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

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The power to ressurect anyone alive by killing them first. Works only 10 percent of the time...

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to like this power

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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Being a freemason

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!