The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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Stop clapping

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!