The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power to heal someone's injuries by killing them.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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mint berry crunch

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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The power to survive jumping form a plane as long as you have a parachute.

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the power to see stuff

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Meatvision.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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?u?op ?p?sdn ?d?? o? ???od ???

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power drown in water

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to see through air.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to be pointless!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!