The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to know the end of every movie ever.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to to think less

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to fly when you fart

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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Super-slowness

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to fall up.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!