The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to smell poo...

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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Power duplication or power negation in a world where there are no superpowers.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to close your nose

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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the power to herd cats

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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the power to have the pleasure of sex with out having to do anything to yourself or anybody else!! heckk yes haha

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to see into the present

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The power to see into the future of the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!