The power to be stupid

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to read the terms of service.

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The power to make your boss s**t his pants during staff meetings

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Taekwondo

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The Power to touch MC Hammer

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to not see ads

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The power to be 1% bullet proof.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to spontaneously break into song only during absolutely tragic moments.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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The power to turn all people into giant robots which you don't control

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!