The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to go suicide

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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!