The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The ability to DO A BARREL ROLL

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to die.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to kill yourself if there is a bullet in your heart, brain, and liver all at the same time

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The ability to smell colors.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!