the power to die at will

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The ability to like this post

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The ability to make food disappear from a plate by putting it in your body.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to shape shift into water

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The ability to not talk.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to be invisable when your dead

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The power to communicate with dandelions.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to walk on two legs

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!