The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to make poorly drawn art in less time than it takes to blink.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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the power to go on this website

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The ability to be telepathic but only while sleeping. So you just think it's a dream.

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The ability to control water but only when it is raining

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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Lactokinesis

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The power of reading your own mind.

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The power to wake up and live through school....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!