the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to be dead

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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the power to jerk off

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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power to kill dead ppl.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!