The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to breathe

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The power to summon tastebuds in your asshole, but cannot be undone within 24 hours.

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the power to fail

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to wet yourself at will.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!