The power to summon a bomb... in your stomach.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to create shit

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to lose all your limbs

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!