Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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the power to control your own body movements

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the ability to become black.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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To pee standing up.

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the power of words

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the power to inhale and exhale air

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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the power to be able to blow air

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The power to plank

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to control sloths

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!